<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139</id><updated>2012-02-16T13:14:54.146-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Daily Cocksman</title><subtitle type='html'>What if you could learn the Secrets of the Masters? 

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Come Join us as we have fun "Being Better Overall"</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-2197128196321359299</id><published>2009-03-19T11:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-19T12:23:59.046-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The WorkPlace Cocksman</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/ScKNfXQ80RI/AAAAAAAAABY/6qdiTyO0t7U/s1600-h/ist2_1934751-office-romance.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 147px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/ScKNfXQ80RI/AAAAAAAAABY/6qdiTyO0t7U/s200/ist2_1934751-office-romance.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314966080211177746" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Mr. Jones,&lt;br /&gt;       &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;There's this girl who works @ my job, she's hot.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;A lot of guys in my job tried to get her and she has shot them down.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Well after a couple of shifts, we got closer, talked on the phone a couple times, and a little ... ahem close contact ... nothing serious.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So I've been thinking of taking it a step further.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I have two problems A) I don't really know what to do because I'm her boss, and I don't know if I should?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;B) How do I go about doing it, because up until now, we just flirt and tease, and she has a "boyfriend" who she's having issues with.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;-Workplace Cocksman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey Workplace Cocksman, I was sipping on a white Russian while I was reading you're letter and it made me reminisces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every Cocksman who works in a job with females is going to come across&lt;br /&gt;this issue from time to time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Co-workers are a readily available dating pool, but it comes with HUGE risks.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Now I can sit up here and tell you not to do it, but I might be labeled a Hypocrite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've actually been in you're spot on numerous occasions.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I've been the employee, the co-worker, and the boss.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I've done it on personal time and in Theory on company property/Time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One Cocksman I know was being fellated in the bathroom by a co-worker, and was caught by his supervisors.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The girl was quickly let go, while he was order to receive 45 hours of non-paid harassment training.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;(You think he did it?).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First off Cocksman datgooshystuff is not worth losing you're job (ask Bill, &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;Clinton&lt;/st1:City&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt; that is).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I can't tell you whether to or not, but I can make sure that if you do, you're fully equipped.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So here's you're checklist:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A) Does she understand the risk?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;When you with her let her know, if yah do anything it will put HER job and maybe yours in risk.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Ask her if we did do something nasty n fun, how would we keep it secret?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This question will not only get her horny it will also get her active and committed to the adventure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B) What kind of worker is she?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Is she a terrible worker who needs a lot of managing n discipline?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;If so messing with her more then once could be a bad idea, especially you being the boss.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Is she a snitch or a&lt;br /&gt;gossip?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Keep it moving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C) Location, Location, Location.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Now seeing, as you're a workplace Cocksman I can only figure it is you're intention to do the deed at the job.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Am I right?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Yea I am.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I'm not psychic, but I know the idea of Delivering Orgasms @ the job, where the constant fear of being caught and the Cockiness of it all override your sense of right n wrong.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So All I can say is use DISCRETION, and Leave no clues.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Watch a couple episodes of CSI and Law Order while you're at it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D) Don't wing it, if you want to gamble play poker.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Keep you're game tight, know the who, the what, and the when/where's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There you go, you rotten Bastard :-).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Tell me how everything goes.&lt;/p&gt;  C more @ The Daily Cocksman : The Best thing to Wake-up to the Morning To .... only @anacondajones.blogspot.com&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-2197128196321359299?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/2197128196321359299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=2197128196321359299' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/2197128196321359299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/2197128196321359299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2009/03/workplace-cocksman.html' title='The WorkPlace Cocksman'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/ScKNfXQ80RI/AAAAAAAAABY/6qdiTyO0t7U/s72-c/ist2_1934751-office-romance.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-269490124111539773</id><published>2009-03-04T09:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-04T09:36:41.428-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Art of Romance ....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/Sa659aYmweI/AAAAAAAAABQ/xQS0V9leerk/s1600-h/Vampire_Romance_by_SAB687.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 134px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/Sa659aYmweI/AAAAAAAAABQ/xQS0V9leerk/s200/Vampire_Romance_by_SAB687.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309385475422077410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/Sa65MwbQHkI/AAAAAAAAABI/bVz_gA0XsbU/s1600-h/Vampire_Romance_by_SAB687.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;!--[if gte vml 1]&gt;&lt;v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" spt="75" preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"&gt;  &lt;v:stroke joinstyle="miter"&gt;  &lt;v:formulas&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"&gt;  &lt;/v:formulas&gt;  &lt;v:path extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" connecttype="rect"&gt;  &lt;o:lock ext="edit" aspectratio="t"&gt; &lt;/v:shapetype&gt;&lt;v:shape id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309384639525166658" spid="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/Sa65MwbQHkI/AAAAAAAAABI/bVz_gA0XsbU/s1600-h/Vampire_Romance_by_SAB687.jpg" style="'width:100.5pt;height:150pt'" button="t"&gt;  &lt;v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Yogi.BBO\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.jpg" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/Sa65MwbQHkI/AAAAAAAAABI/bVz_gA0XsbU/s200/Vampire_Romance_by_SAB687.jpg"&gt; &lt;/v:shape&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !vml]--&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Last month, we celebrate an important &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Holiday&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;....&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Friday the 13th, some of you all also celebrated February 14th also known as Valentines Day.To a Cocksman, Valentines Day is a day to shine, because no one does love, sex, and ROMANCE quite like&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;a Cocksman. Romance is the Art and Science of making someone feel incredibly SPECIAL.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Let me show you&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;how a Cocksman adds the emotion of Romance to a relationship.&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;My Story&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s Friday the 13th and I'm on my way to work.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;(Side note, being born on fri.13th, I celebrate everyone andmake it a big deal.)&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As I step inside I'm greeted by an attractive young lady, and her guy friend.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She handsme a beautiful single flower, with a note.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It was signed by a Catwoman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;(Side note - Amongst Cocksmen n PussyKats I'm known as Batman)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;They say when a Black Kat crosses you're path, you're in for a good time&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;Give A little Get A lot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So After talking to some dear lady friends, about the true meaning of V-day for them.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I designed the&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;perfect formula ... Cocksmen + Appreciation + X = Romance&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;First I made a list of 13 values, things that I truly appreciated about her and our relationship.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;To each of these&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;values I chose a gift, something that she would find useful in her day to day life, but also will capture the essence&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;of each value.Then I divided the gifts into 3 portions, and placed 4 in my living room, 4 in my bathroom, and the last 4(5) in&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;my bedroom&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"&gt;The List&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Living Room&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;1) No. 13 - 12 pieces of chocolate, 1 pack of take 5 gum since her birthday is on the 5th month&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;2) Satisfaction - a blunt&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;3) Luck n success - Oprah magazine&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;4) Loyalty - dog calendar&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Bathroom&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;5) Help - First Aid Kit&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;6) Comfort - Always Tampons&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;7) Krazy Glue - Fast friends&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;8) Sex appeal - Ky warming jelly&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Bedroom&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;9) Lighter - ignorance before light&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;10) Memories - Card&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;11) Passion - Rose&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;12) Uniqueness - 2 dollar Bill&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Everywhere&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;13) Me - Me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Then I invited her over, took her coat off, and lead her to the living room. At which point I presented her with&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;the first four gifts.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I didn't explain them yet, I just told her to gather all of them into her bag.&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;As we sat for a sec, I asked her if she had a lighter, which she didn't,so I grabbed her by the hands and say let's go find one.&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Then I took her to the bathroom and as we look for the lighter, she noticed the next four gifts in the shape of the first letter of her name.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;These we gathered as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Upon not finding a lighter, we next entered my bedroom with the last&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;four gifts forming the first letter of her last name.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;At which point she&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;was overcame with emotion. As we counted the gifts, I explain each one, and the meaning behind it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Then she goes "I thought you said it would be 13 gifts?" and I go yes, the&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;13th gift is the one you always had ...... me"&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;This is romance done the Cocksman way&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Too Bad it didn't go down that way, what actually happened was that when&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;I got out of work, she came through with some friends and we went out to&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;see a movie (which was sold out) and then partied the night away.&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Now that's what I called Romantic!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;P.S. I ended up doing whole presentation almost a month later, and it&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;rocked!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;What are some things you've done to show that special person in you're&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;life that you care for them?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/u1:p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/u1:p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-269490124111539773?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/269490124111539773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=269490124111539773' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/269490124111539773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/269490124111539773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2009/03/art-of-romance.html' title='The Art of Romance ....'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/Sa659aYmweI/AAAAAAAAABQ/xQS0V9leerk/s72-c/Vampire_Romance_by_SAB687.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-7643418897314980794</id><published>2009-02-09T15:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T16:04:03.540-08:00</updated><title type='text'>4 Steps To Guarantee A Great Night!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SZC96c5S8YI/AAAAAAAAABA/MEv5GMIp02g/s1600-h/Pregame.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300945573301645698" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 255px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 153px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SZC96c5S8YI/AAAAAAAAABA/MEv5GMIp02g/s200/Pregame.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Welcome back Special People, great to see you, grab a drink ... I'll have a Jack and Coke!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other day, a friend of mines asked me the question : "What can I do to make sure you have a great time with my peoples?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I responded : When I go out nowadays &lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SZC61p0ADaI/AAAAAAAAAA4/eMQad0baAk8/s1600-h/Pregame.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I usually have 3 goals:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Drink, Listen 2 some good music and socialize&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; I guess you can call that my description for a good night. So whether it’s Tuesday and we headed to Maggie's or Saturday and we out to Lava, I put the odds in my favor of having an amazing night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;........................................................................................................................................&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Mindset&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I Love going out. To me it’s like being a Rockstar and I'm on tour. So first, in my head I give a theme for the night or an idea, basically an excuse to celebrate. This is basically my mindset for the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One night it might be celebrating a friend’s make-believe birthday, or something more exotic like a Lost Boyz night (not for the weak of heart).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll also come up with a loose game plan, that consist of one or two destinations, transportation, and the phrase "Let's head out and from there, we'll play it by ear" (Caution: This phrase has also been known to drive my lady friends crazy, lol)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;..........................................................................................................................................................................&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Look&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;I'm not fashion crazy but I know that how I look is going to affect my mindset and the people around me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My clothes are a way for me to show my multi-faceted personality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any night I can go for a professional look, the Rockstar look, or my usual Anaconda Jones getup, complete with conversation starters. (I'm a social superhero).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I always lay out my clothes, take a step back then hop into the shower. Added to this is the idea that "Cleanliness is next to Godliness", so with me it’s nothing to take a 38 min shower followed by a ritual of mines involving a couple different products that leave me fresh, clean, smelling good, and tasting better.&lt;br /&gt;..........................................................................................................................................................................&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Team&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At this point, I got the Glow and its golden (see the movie The Last Dragon). I feel and look like a million bucks, my next move is assembling my crew. You can go out in many different combinations and have success.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can go out by yourself (called a journey)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can go out with a wingman (an adventure)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can launch with two Cocksman (a tour)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four or more (a Mission, usually splits into 2 adventures).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The more people you roll with the more social juice you have, the less the more MOBILE you will be. There are pros n cons to both sides. I let the situation dictate the groupings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another important element is the people you roll with. What kind of people are they? What are they interested in?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm the Life of the Party, so when I'm with my crew I want to maximize fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know such and such loves to dance, and Dyce really prefers to chill.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know Clinton is quick temper and quick to shit on people and my DJ is loud and to the point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know Cultural Icon is smooth, and can fly in any weather.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also I spend a lot of time going out with my female friends. It might just be me and 2 or 3 girls out for a night of fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or I might grab my Haitian and Dominican home girl team, and we'll spend evenings appreciating cultural events.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A lot of guys only roll places with guys. This is limiting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next time you go out, grab 2 home girls, and see if you don't end up getting free drinks from random people and 5ive new friends at the end of the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..........................................................................................................................................................................&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pre-game&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You Feel good, You Look Good, and you're rolling with the best, round it out now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once I'm in my outfit, I assemble my "utility belt" :&lt;br /&gt;Wallet, phone, Lighter, Chopstick, Breathe spray (gum is bad for you), 2 magnums, pen and paper. Sometimes I might grab a deck of cards or dice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I eat, I eat real small or really early. I try to avoid anything that will put me in a MELLOW laid back mood (you fill in the blanks). I blast music (Rap or Rock) then I proceed to drink.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't drink to get drunk, but a little tipsy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I hit the scene I want to be able to IMMIEDIATELY start chilling, not wait for a drink, or to warm up. Having a couple drinks beforehand also keeps dollars in my pocket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally I update my playbook (more on this later), say a pray, get Hyped, and I'm gone!&lt;br /&gt;..........................................................................................................................................................................&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Conclusion&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is How I Roll, my nights are usually filled with wild stories, and :-x. I think a big part of that reason is because I make sure to have a great night before I leave my house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How do you roll?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#009900;"&gt;Coming Soon ..... "CockTails w a Cocksman" only @ anacondajones.blogspot.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-7643418897314980794?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/7643418897314980794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=7643418897314980794' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/7643418897314980794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/7643418897314980794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2009/02/4-steps-to-guarantee-great-night.html' title='4 Steps To Guarantee A Great Night!!'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SZC96c5S8YI/AAAAAAAAABA/MEv5GMIp02g/s72-c/Pregame.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-6209527811485199785</id><published>2009-01-29T07:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T07:52:33.837-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Truth, Lies, and Half-Truths (Wat You Can and Can't Tell a Lady)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n28/n143294.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 500px;" src="http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n28/n143294.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At some point, early while dating a girl, you’re might want to tell her something along the lines of “Hey you know you have a tendency to (insert irritating behavior ….)” This will be said in a lighthearted manner, and will come out of you’re interest in her well-being.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This “truthful” conversation thread will lead to her hating you, and she will tell you to leave or she will leave.&lt;br /&gt;You: You know, every time we talk you always (some annoying behavior)&lt;br /&gt;Her: No I don’t&lt;br /&gt;You: (smiling) Yes you do, remember the time (You bring up good truthful example, after example).&lt;br /&gt;Her: Hmmm, I don’t think that’s so, I’m trying to figure out why I would do that, like what about you makes me do that (Her attempting to link the behavior to you)&lt;br /&gt;You: What about me, no you’re just like that ….&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arguments starts … she hates you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stop wasting you’re breathe. Look, no Cocksman believes in putting up with second-class behavior, but also no one likes to get called out on anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Women are notorious for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They beg you for the truth and then trounce you for giving it. If you give a half-truth that’s a lie, and a lie is a reason for her to cry. Basically you give her excuses to be dramatic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can get mad at the illogic of it all or you can win the game. Here are some options:&lt;br /&gt;A)    Whenever she does something you like, praise it and contrast it with how other girls do the bad behavior. “I love the fact that you’re confident with you’re body. Most girls as hot as you constantly nag their boyfriends about their looks.”&lt;br /&gt;B)    Actually look at what you’re doing; you maybe the cause of it, if you’re not - stopping feeding it, with your attention, ignore it. Sometimes she simply wants to get a reaction out of you.&lt;br /&gt;C)    Tell her matter-of-factly what you think of the behavior and move on. INVITE NO DISCUSSION.&lt;br /&gt;D)    If the behavior is bad enough, then at some point you’re going to have sell you’re shares of her company. Bad companies only get worst, save you’re dollars!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. Look for more stuff soon, on anacondajones.blogspot.com&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-6209527811485199785?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/6209527811485199785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=6209527811485199785' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/6209527811485199785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/6209527811485199785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2009/01/at-some-point-early-while-dating-girl.html' title='Truth, Lies, and Half-Truths (Wat You Can and Can&apos;t Tell a Lady)'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-50885669327198688</id><published>2009-01-19T16:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-19T16:58:26.804-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"What Men Really Want" Part I</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://dudi.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/asian-girl-playing-soccer-football.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 360px;" src="http://dudi.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/asian-girl-playing-soccer-football.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Its Sunday, your girl slithers into the room clothed in boy shorts and a Brandon Jacobs Jersey, she passes you a sandwich and says "what time does the Giants stomp on the Eagles?" &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Automatically you think, “How did I get so lucky?”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;However, slow down let's think about it.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Recently I was chilling with a young Cocksman and he goes MAN if I had a girl who was into sports that would be everything for me.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I totally agreed.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The joy you get from having a girl that loves your favorite sport is amazing.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Nevertheless, I decide to play a little Devils Advocate.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Here is how the rest of the Conversation went -&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Me: Well you know for every trait she has then there’s a trait she’s missing ( this is the bait)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Him: Oh, that is cool I can live with that (hook) &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Me: Okay well do this....&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Make a list of 9 things plus football in a girl that you like&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Him: Okay that is easy.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;His list was:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;{Left out for privacy}&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Me: Now that you got your list, how do you feel about it?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Him: Great, my list is hot!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;(Here comes the dickheaded shit)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Me: Now I want you to take away two things from that list.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Him: Why?!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Me: Well no one is perfect, so the perfect girl would have at most like 8 out of 10 traits.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Last week, you may have heard a loud roar and not know where it came from.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Some of you ladies said it sounded familiar. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;It was the sounds of reality crashing down on a man’s dreams.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Him: you know what?, I think I can deal with a girl who doesn’t like football.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;What’s on your Top 10 list?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;What two can you do without?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Go To : anacondajones.blogspot.com Now!!, We love to hear from you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-50885669327198688?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/50885669327198688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=50885669327198688' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/50885669327198688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/50885669327198688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-men-really-want-part-i.html' title='&quot;What Men Really Want&quot; Part I'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-3412282126901691749</id><published>2009-01-03T18:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T06:26:28.817-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Imagine If ... You Did THIS For A Year!! Part I.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SWEp5YeawgI/AAAAAAAAAAo/-_lQRp8S9D0/s1600-h/goals.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SWEp5YeawgI/AAAAAAAAAAo/-_lQRp8S9D0/s200/goals.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5287553503308988930" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In America we have a tradition&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the start of the year, we all make promises ... "Oh I'mma stop Smoking/Drinking/Sexing", some of us Keep them. Most of us find ourselves smoked out, drunk, n ahem ... you get the picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why is that?&lt;br /&gt;Why do we even waste the time?&lt;br /&gt;When's the last time, YOU made a New Years Resolution and really KEPT it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In my experience, and from my studies, I kno there's two major reasons why New Years resolutions don't work :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A) We don't take a proper first step :&lt;br /&gt;As a Cocksman you know the Journey to the Roof (Cocksman Heaven) begins with a series of steps that keep getting bigger. If you take too big of a step you will be overwhelmed, too small you'll lose focus and get bored.&lt;br /&gt;There are like 4 keys to a proper first step&lt;br /&gt;1) Do it RIGHT NOW&lt;br /&gt;2) Requires an Investment of effort&lt;br /&gt;3) Observable&lt;br /&gt;4) Backed by a Big ol WHY&lt;br /&gt;This move builds what we call Desire (desire is wat creates MOTIVATION).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B) We aren't consistent with them:&lt;br /&gt;Someone told me you have to do something 21 times (every time its called for)  in order for it to be a habit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Habits are formed when we do something and it gives us a consistent result that allieves pain or gives us pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lifetsyle is made up of our habits , the more we trigger them the more ingrained in us they become. Soon we don't even have to think about doing something, chances are we already doing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Looking over at my two obstacles, I can see why I've failed at a lot of my "New Years Resolutions".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's my experiment for the New Year,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'mma come up with a strategy to actually WIN at the NYresolution game .... stay tuned!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. What have you tried that has worked?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-3412282126901691749?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/3412282126901691749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=3412282126901691749' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/3412282126901691749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/3412282126901691749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-if-you-did-this-for-year.html' title='Imagine If ... You Did THIS For A Year!! Part I.'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SWEp5YeawgI/AAAAAAAAAAo/-_lQRp8S9D0/s72-c/goals.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-8867762398240327503</id><published>2008-12-13T14:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-27T17:29:34.114-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Secrets Revealed!!! What Women Really Want! Pt.IV</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/max1.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 450px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 449px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/max1.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"&gt;7. Arouse Her Emotions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;In this world of ours, filled with people from all walks of life, there is ONE thing that we all have in common. That is the desire to feel a certain way. Everything we do in life is to either move towards a certain feeling (happy, joy,) or move away from a certain feeling (fear, jealousy, loneliness, boredom). We don’t want cars, jewels, and Big Houses (somewhere I hear Dutty howling mad). &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Pull out your notebooks or pen pads, and listen closely …..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;People don’t want these things, they want …. They want what these things can give them, i.e. a Big House makes you feel successful, Big car makes you feel powerful, Hot girl makes you feel like the man. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A lot of guys miss this fundamental concept. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;They approach a girl and think logically – I want this girl to like me so let me get her this and do this, and then she’ll like me. They never think outside of the box, and make her FEEL attraction and instead they try to force it. They bring up boring topics, and do predictable things; they never hold anything back and kill all curiosity and mystery. If they do stimulate emotions, they stimulate all the wrong ones. They do scary creepy things, like stare at her and try and pressure her to do things. They act platonic and then out of the blue attempt to kiss her, the list goes on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;When things don’t go their way they get into logic-based arguments that always spiral downhill, when instead they should be stimulating the emotions that leads people to take action.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Here’s the way it works … in life, every decision we make is either to move-towards pleasurable feelings, or to move-away painful emotions. When you should’ve been writing you’re paper, but instead went to party it was because in that MOMENT you felt it was more important (more pleasure) to go to the party, and/or more pain not to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Think about this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Logically it makes no sense, but who cares … only 10% of our decisions is based on logic. This means 90% of our actions are due to emotions, logic is mostly used to RATIONALIZE our decisions after we’ve made them. Therefore, after the decision was made you probably told yourself that you could finish it later or tomorrow, or that it wasn’t that important. Crazy how that works, huh?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;There so much to discuss when it comes to emotional arousal, it actually is the number one skill you can have if you’re serious about Getting What You Want in Life … I mean beyond dating, I’m talking about getting that raise, promotion, friendship, fights, etc …. &lt;?xml:namespace prefix = o /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;When you approach a girl, do so with the idea of not getting anything in particular but of arousing positive emotions in her. This will increase the chances that both of you will have an experience of a lifetime, especially since women are DEFINIETLY experience in arousing the emotions of a man. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The best movies … They make you Laugh, They make you Cry, and they make you stand-up and Cheer. Every Cocksman is thus like a d&lt;a href="http://img.tfd.com/wn/B6/C069C-strike-a-chord.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 135px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 102px" alt="" src="http://img.tfd.com/wn/B6/C069C-strike-a-chord.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;irector, he knows what emotions to stimulate, when to do it, and HOW to do it ….&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;More on this mystic ability to come in a later blog.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;There is an old military/political saying that goes “If you capture their hearts, their mind and body shall follow”.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-8867762398240327503?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/8867762398240327503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=8867762398240327503' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/8867762398240327503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/8867762398240327503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2008/12/7.html' title='Secrets Revealed!!! What Women Really Want! Pt.IV'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-2424540715939299145</id><published>2008-12-13T10:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-13T10:39:30.241-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Secrets Revealed!!! What Women Really Want! Pt.III</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal"&gt;5. Taking Charge&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you haven’t noticed by now, many of the skills I listed are accompanied by a quote by a girl I know. I hope you appreciate the effort I’m taking to help upload all these valuable ideas into you’re brain. I don’t want to give you just opinion, I want to give you a viewpoint born of past results, and supported by reality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;“I LOVE guys that are leaders.” (said by a hot Dominican girl during a game of ‘I Like’)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Quick who gets most of the girls in a rock band? The Lead singer! Who gets more attention in a business meeting? The CEO. Not only is being a leader attractive to most women, but it’s also habit that women NEED you to have if the relationship is going to build.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;When you’re interacting with a girl, there will come certain moments …. Windows of Opportunity … where she’s Highly open to you … at these moments she wants you to take charge and lead the relationship to its next phase … basically make you’re move. There comes a time, to approach her, talk to her, touch her, hug her, kiss her, suggest yah go on a date, get her number, bring her home, begin foreplay etc …… The list goes on, the thing about these moments are they involve you taking a “risk”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;In you’re head you’re wondering what if she doesn’t want me to … or what if she doesn’t want to …… trapped in your own head you sometimes fail to make a move. You sit there, hope that she’ll just come out, and say what to do, what she wants or tell you its okay to make a move. What happens next? This girl, who you got all aroused and feeling good … she says to you “Let’s just be friends”, or a Cocksmen comes in and swoops her away, or she thinks you’re a wimp and loses interest in you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;STOP being such a wussy and be a MAN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Take a calculated risk and go for it. The only thing you have to fear is getting better at knowing when to make the right move. Remember this: Rejection is only failure if thou learn nothing. When you do make you’re move and don’t require her to do too much you make her feel secure and turned on all at once. Isn’t that hot? Now you’re in the driver seat and on you’re way to :-)&lt;span style="font-family: Wingdings;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; Just remember … because of societal conditioning and a bunch of other things, most of the time women will not make overt moves to advance the relationship, so be a leader … approach her, tell her to have a seat with you, touch her, kiss her, take her home, … you get the point. Do not force, pressure, or lie … just lead.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;How?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The carrot and the stick.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;more on this later.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal"&gt;6. Be understanding&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;When people talk to you … do you LISTEN or do you just wait for you’re turn to talk? There’s a difference. People who don’t listen are considered socially dumb. They miss crucial information that would help them UNDERSTAND the person talking better. You can tell these people because often cut people off, and say things that have nothing to do with the conversation. You tell them about a problem you’re having and their quick to give their unsolicited advice. Soon you end up with the feeling that they just don’t understand you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Men that women LOVE are experts at listening and always come off as understanding, non-judgmental guys. This is crucial! When a women feels that you understand her and accept her for who she is …. You will unlock her inner lady, and will open her up to you in a way that’s both DEEP and WIIIIIIDDDEE. This is how emotional bonds and connections are formed. This habit along with making her feel special and unique will help increase the passion between you two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;No longer will you need to guess her reactions to things … you will already know. To be understanding requires only for you to pay attention and to be genuinely interested in seeing things from her perspective. Even if, and especially if, you disagree. Forget about giving advice and just concentrate on giving support. Like many of the other habits, this is something you should do with ALL people. Practice saying I understand if anything just to focus your mind. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-2424540715939299145?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/2424540715939299145/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=2424540715939299145' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/2424540715939299145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/2424540715939299145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2008/12/secrets-revealed-what-women-really-want_13.html' title='Secrets Revealed!!! What Women Really Want! Pt.III'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-4636026458968131122</id><published>2008-12-13T09:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-13T09:43:38.075-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Secrets Revealed!!! What Women Really Want! Pt.II</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal"&gt;3. Be A Challenge&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Playing “Games” are stupid and a waste of time. Let me correct that, playing stupid games are a waste of time. Sometimes you want to get a particular reaction out of people so you try a move, and see what happens. We all do this, its called making a play. This is because life is like a game, hence the metaphor. The games we play end up shaping who we are and what we become, so if you play a stupid game then you will become stupid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Let us play a SMART game …&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I give you The way of the Jones. This game has only one rule really,and here it is "look at yourself as if you was worth 13 times your weight in gold". What does this mean? It means to put a price on yourself, especially when you are dealing with the opposite sex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Girls hate boredom, and crave excitement, they hate a guy who is to easy to figure out, too easy to be got. This tells them all the wrong things about yourself, “Every girl wants a man who’s a challenge” this was a comment made to Jones by a young lady as she explained why she chose the men she chose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;By being a challenge, you fill her need for having a high-status man. Do you think Jay-Z sleeps with any girl he meets or just the ones he feels are worthy? When you challenge her, you allow her the opportunity to GAME you and try to WIN you over. Isn’t it true, that we appreciate the things we had to work for more then the things that we get free? This leads me to the next essential habit ….&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;4. Make Her Feel Special&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Loser: Hey baby, I love the way you’re ass looks in them jeans&lt;br /&gt;Cocks man:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Nice jeans. Where did you get them?&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Loser: Oh, man that joke was so funny&lt;br /&gt;Cocksman: umm … ok kind of corny but at least you’re trying (smile)&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Loser: I could fuck any bitch in this place, but I chose you&lt;br /&gt;Cocksman: I noticed you over here and had to come over to introduce myself.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;I know somewhere a girl is reading those two lines and going, why am I surrounded by losers, and where do I find myself a Cocksman??!! … simmer down shortie; I’ll be putting up a list of all eligible Cocksmen in a few days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;As I sit down talking with a friends' girlfriend about Fashion, Paparazzi, and all things People magazine … she pulled me aside looked me directly in the eye and told me... “Look here’s the secret to getting women … don’t tell anyone I told you this ….”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I sat there eyes open and waiting patiently … she began again “If you can make a girl feel special and unique, like she’s the only one to you … she’ll fall for you quicker then rain in the Amazon” … Whoa … I sat back amazed, here’s a lesson that I knew but I had to ask myself am I being consistent with it … Are you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A Cocksman knows what he wants. He wants a girl that is up to his standards and his expectations … she doesn’t have to be perfect, just perfect for him. When he finds one, he uses two main ways to convey this to her:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A) By keeping it real. This doesn’t mean saying every thought that comes into you’re head, but treating her the same way you would treat anybody else. If she acts rude don’t just smile and say its ok, let her know , if she tells a corny joke don’t laugh at it … tease her and tell her it was corny, but cool that she was trying. If she tries to make you, jealous WALK AWAY … matter fact this goes back to being a challenge never be afraid to walk away. This lets her know you’re not playing games, this is the real you, and you want to see the real her. It is common for women to “test” a man by acting fake to see if a guy will accept it or dismiss it and look for the real substance. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;B) By being genuine and giving her praise and appreciation on the things that’s important to her. If she’s into fashion and she has a nice outfit on … let her know. If she opens a door for you, say thank you. If she does something amazing, give her a deep, heartfelt compliment. Don’t compare her to another girl. Matters of fact don’t mention another girl, focus on her, and what makes her special. This is actually a good practice you should do for ALL people. Go out today and give people praise and appreciation for something they DID. If she has a big butt, do not give her praise for it (everyone probably does); give her parents a compliment for it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Give her praise for her smile, or the way her eyes light up when she talks about being a doctor.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Do this and the whole world will sing you praise. &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;Oh by the way, I know how busy person you are, so I want to take the time and thank you for sharing in this blog experience with me, you’re comments and readership are very much appreciated.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-4636026458968131122?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/4636026458968131122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=4636026458968131122' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/4636026458968131122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/4636026458968131122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2008/12/secrets-revealed-what-women-really-want.html' title='Secrets Revealed!!! What Women Really Want! Pt.II'/><author><name>The Anaconda Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15962097414234798601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kSgdxXIUMjU/SUVH9900uoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/YNomznilqhI/S220/Jones+n+Burt.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2152540952557342139.post-6949049514025759071</id><published>2008-10-23T15:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-27T17:05:01.199-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Secrets Revealed!!! What Women Really Want! Pt. I</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/addict.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 302px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 359px" alt="" src="http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/addict.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;That is the question that has eluded some men and women since the begining of time. This question really has a simple answer. Happiness. There's the answer, now let's go on to the real purpose of Jones First ever note. The other day Jones had a convo with his boo Millie, and she was telling him how alot of girls keep complaining, dudes are lame nowadays, especially in Syracuse University.&lt;?xml:namespace prefix = o /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Jones didn't want to believe, but after taking a tour of campus, and talking to Katz, Jones saw it was true. Whats happened cuse? Where all the real niggas at? How did yah let the lames get a foothold? c'mon.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Its funny the biggest thing Jones always hear girls complain nowadays about is that, dudes don't got no Game. Jones keep hearing it over and over again. Jones didn't believe it till he seen it with his own eyes. Jones see guys fighting other guys to look good in front of girls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Guys buying girls drinks and saying lame things like you're so beautiful (aaarggghhh, dude you don't think every guy in the place has said the same thing). Guys willing to jump into relationship with a girl because she's .... she's gorgeous (and this is funny because gorgeous means a girl is an 8, and he hasn't real seen to many natural 8's around). &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Sad, Sad day ... Jones even had to leave a party as to not whup some young misguided brother, who was clear trying to stunt for people (man did he face reality quickly)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;See here's the problem ( Lame dudes pay attention), alot of you don't get it ... Having game is not about playing childish games, or shit like that .... Game = Skills Skills = Habits Habits = things you do repeatedly&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Now i'm not saying Jones is the best ever, or Jones can get any women (recently i found out that I mostly attract cute, rich, and taken women while average, broke, single women dislike me, go figure) but i want to share with you some gems that any guy should always remember to help step their game up ... so without further Talk here is Jones List of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italicfont-family:webdings;" &gt;THE SEVEN HABITS OF MEN THAT woMEN LOVE BUT DON'T KNOW!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"&gt;1. Not Being Needy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Stopping being so needy : This goes without saying, commonly observed situation : Guy sees a girl thinks she's attractive, they talk and hit it off, they exchange numbers, and talk over the phone once, then he proceeds to call her four times a week. When they on the phone she says she's got to go, so he gets mad, and pleads with her to stay on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;She doesn't so he gets tight. They never get to go to that beautiful place called Debauchery, because he's too on her back, so she starts to think ... this guy is a loser, or worst yet He's Just a friend. Listen guys stop being so needy, i mean it. This comes with everything in your life. Before you met this girl, your life was full and bountiful, now you're home alone pissy drunk looking through her facebook pictures, leaving her messages on her phone etc..... Dude!! CUT it out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;There's over 3.5 BILLION women in the world, you don't need her my dude. Another example of being needy is: A guy asks a girl over to chill, all he can think about is fucking, so he acts too aggressive, she's like nah chill, he keeps pleading, then she says let's be friends. DUDE!! chill, let her get comfortable, Just let shit happen, either yah'll fuck or not ... its NO BIG DEAL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Ask yourself "How would I act if I could get any girl I wanted?" (because you can). You wouldn't stress nothing, you would just chill and have fun. Its like the difference between being rich and poor, poor people always NEED money, so they stay broke, Rich/wealthy people recognize they are surrounded by money and never stress it so the money come to them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Think about that. Jones knew this one young'in and tried to explain it to him. Jones said he commonly makes certain girls prove that they feeling him before he gets intimate (credit to my mama for telling me to have standards). The responded that, it wouldn't work for him because all the girls he wanted, he wanted to sleep with more then they wanted to sleep with him. Can you see the problem?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:+0;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"&gt;2. Being comfortable with yourself&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Don't be controlled by your insecurities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;What is an insecurity? Its anything you tell yourself that limits you. Common insecurities are: I'm too ugly, I'm too short, I'm too mexican, I don't have enough game, what if she laughs at me, what if she's not feeling me, should i even touch her ... the list goes on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;You won't believe how many girls have told Jones that they've been known guys have liked them and wait for them to make a move but the guy never did. Why? because he had some built up, dumb ass, media-constructed belief that kept him from simply moving closer to shortie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;.. shaking Jones head ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Listen fellas, make this your new rule, its NO BIG DEAL, .... its all just practice so when you DO meet the woman of your dreams, you can take her from first sight to the wonderland of your well-kept bedroom and beyond. The lesson, don't limit yourself, Just Believe in yourself and Do it, you have more Value then you realize.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Jones figure 85 to 90% of men settle when it comes to choosing the women in their life, because they didn't believe in themselves enough to go after what they want. Fuck rejection, Jones did sales.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;Jones would get rejected 100's of times a day, and still make enough sales to end up with a fat comission check. The best way to deal with insecurities? is to go out there go after what you want, Fail, Learn take a step back and go again. Persistence is the price of success.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;stay tuned, absorb dese and we'll continue tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2152540952557342139-6949049514025759071?l=anacondajones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/feeds/6949049514025759071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2152540952557342139&amp;postID=6949049514025759071' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/6949049514025759071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2152540952557342139/posts/default/6949049514025759071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anacondajones.blogspot.com/2008/10/secrets-revealed-what-women-really-want.html' title='Secrets Revealed!!! 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